Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
Yeah cuddling naked is nice but there is something so sensual about laying together with your clothes on just to have them lift your shirt a little and grab your hip, then run their hand up and down your body to tease you. And by having just a small bit of your skin exposed, it leaves your body begging for more, and your nerves burn to have their hand pull your shirt up just a little more, grab your waist and caress your skin. Then the sweet and dangerous motion of their hand tugging your pants down slightly to give you false hope of satisfaction is dispelled by the sudden tug to pull your pants back up, and it gives you the feeling of dire need to be touched more. Clothes are great, actually.
- lots of cuddles and kisses
- too ugly to cheat
- you dont have to worry about me liking anyone else because I hate everybody
- neck kisses
- we can have movie nights
- I have great music taste
- I’d share my pizza with you
i like being alone, not feeling alone
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
“Have you ever longed for someone?
Did you ever dream of someone?
Touched the spark, but missed the connection?
Felt so warm, as the world turned cold?
Did you fall în love, as fast as flowers falling from trees?
This is how fast you fall în love.”
5 centimeters per second